djackalope:

Marimouse!!

I love my magic baby girl!

tv-saved-the-teenage-girl:

Some of you don’t immediately get excited when you hear a Queen song out of nowhere and it shows

comfeer:

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nxferatu:

idk man but the idea of cuddling w your partner under a soft blanket on a cold day n having them asleep in your arms while you’re quietly playing video games or something just sounds rlly nice

oystersaintforme:

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

pissvortex:

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

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Anonymous said:
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

lolrel:

stopped in a ghost town 

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